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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.11.11 07:57:00 -
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Conflict.
http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg
Conflict is the life blood of New Eden.
Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.
Created by the artifice of man we transcend the limits of mortality and walk amongst the stars like Gods.
But the bloodline of Gods is tainted by weakness. The generations that have followed us have grown soft and weak. They cling to the skirts of the oppressive Empires that gave birth to them, they toil like slaves in the Asteroid Fields, they hide under the watchful gaze of CONCORD.
The dilution of our sacred blood must be ended, those who fear conflict will never grow strong, those that cower in slavery to the Empires will never grow strong. While their pitiful state continues, we are diminished as a whole.
So come now, all the outcasts, all the disenfranchised. The Brave, The Cruel, The Few. Come now and arm yourselves and strike down that which weakens us, so we may grow stronger.
The Empires seek to make you weak. And for their hubris, we will burn them to the ground. For we are capsuleers, and our very words and thoughts command the engines of War. We are Capsuleers, and we are Free.
...And this time we are not alone, our brethren from the outer rim, the mighty Goons have pledged their support, backed by their vast financial power we will carve a hole in the hearts of the weak and reap a bloody harvest.
There can be no other Destiny. Let them all burn.
[This has been a public service announcement by The Mittani and Helicity Boson. Coming to you early 2012, bounties on hulks! fabulous prizes! oceans of tears! More details ~soon~ ] |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.11.11 07:57:00 -
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[reserving for details] |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.11.11 08:47:00 -
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Dante Hellgast wrote:Sweet. Will be waiting in anticipation for a Date.
Is this going to be held before the insurance nerf hits?
You won't need insurance thanks to Mittens >:}
Also, 500 DPS new dessies! GO! |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
26
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:36:00 -
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Andski wrote:brought to you by technetium
powered by GoonSurance (tm)
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
26
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:43:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:This is what happens when goons become bored.
I was a goon once on my first account, true story. |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
26
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:53:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:This is what happens when goons become bored. I was a goon once on my first account, true story. Do you have stairs in your home?
Battlestars best stars.
Where we are going, we won't need stairs. |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
26
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:56:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote: So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me.
it's a long story, I'll tell it to you someday.
for now however, do we want freighter/orca gank achievements again this round?
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
26
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:58:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote: So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me.
it's a long story, I'll tell it to you someday. for now however, do we want freighter/orca gank achievements again this round? Yes please. But you shouldn't let goons play. They use unfair griefer tactics. :ohdear:
my rule has always been: Don't care who blows it up or how, so long as it does.
I'm the only person not eligible for prizes :'( |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
27
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Posted - 2011.11.11 11:18:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote: I have to respect you choosing not to reward a former BTLS
no joke, I had to start a new account to be rid of the taint ;)
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
29
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Posted - 2011.11.11 14:49:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:guys guys guys if they remove insurance payouts suddenly everything will be ~fine~
OH GOD WHY ARE THEY KILLING US
BECAUSE. |
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
29
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Posted - 2011.11.11 15:07:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Is there any chance of semi-public trasher fleets for the newbies who want to get in on the fun or am I going to have to organize that **** on my own?
I normally have a corp for people to join who have no one else to play with, but I do welcome things like this, so if you want to, you most definitely should :) |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
29
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Posted - 2011.11.11 15:12:00 -
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Smidsy Honest wrote: edit: Hel, if you're doing your own then that's cool.
anything that gives me less work is good. so knock yourself out please :)
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2011.11.11 21:15:00 -
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I think Lyris should be the super-duper-official comissioned Herald of Hulkageddon. |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
44
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Posted - 2011.11.12 12:04:00 -
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Killstealing wrote: checklist, check
posting with forum alt, check
very brave claims in post, check
I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now! |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
227
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Posted - 2012.04.06 22:55:00 -
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AAAAAAAAAND we're back.
I apologize for the horrific delays (being banned and all).
But I'm happy to report things are back on track. I just had a meeting with The Mittani (presently banned) to hammer out details.
Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.
The Goondwarm hulkageddon care package is the NEW thing this year:
For every ten hulks/macks you kill AND send a congratulatory evemail, you will receive 100 MILLION isk.
That means everybody wins!
There will also still be the regular prizes, which I will begin a collection drive for starting next monday.
Stay tuned. |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
229
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Posted - 2012.04.06 23:06:00 -
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Katja Faith wrote:So how much did the Helicity toon cost ya? 
Don't be a ******.
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
238
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Posted - 2012.04.07 00:28:00 -
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Beekeeper Bob wrote:The mighty Bee's are only offering 10 mil per kill? 
10 mil per kill. which you can do with a single catalyst. for a month.
easily better isk/hour than anything I know of :P |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2012.04.07 11:25:00 -
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Sizeof Void wrote:Helicity Boson wrote: Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.
Hmm..... So, just supposing on the off-chance - one in a billion - that Jita doesn't actually get entirely "burned to the ground"... is Hulkageddon still on? BTW - has any one actually defined what "burned to the ground" means? A couple dozen frieghters ganked, or Jita local at 0 players by the end of the weekend? Personally, I'd settle for defining it as eliminating all Jita scammers and spammers from local for a day.
it means " when the goons are done with their weekend of shenanigans" in this context. :) |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
331
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Posted - 2012.04.24 07:47:00 -
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Remember boys and girls! Hulkageddon starts this sunday!
Our technicians are setting up the leaderboard pages and EVE-kill filters right now, so you won't have to use a specific killboard this year \o/
Also, you the payout system for the goonsurance is in place! |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
331
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Posted - 2012.04.24 08:11:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Hulkageddon Orphanage will be open again soon?
Miilla is on it yes, best contact him :) |
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
333
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Posted - 2012.04.25 13:50:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Styth spiting wrote:"For every ten hulks/macks you kill AND send a congratulatory evemail, you will receive 100 MILLION isk."
It's going to be great when all the people who follow though with ganking indy ships realize they wont be getting payouts and realize they lost millions of isk in ships / modules. You know, because Goons would never scam, mislead or not follow though with these payouts.
In the end it will be great. Gankers will get screwed over, bots will be destroyed, the industry / market as a whole will be ruined for everyone besides Goons and a few smart indy folks.
Seriously: we are actually doing this. 100 million isk isn't that much for an alliance that reimburses 200m battleships by the hundreds.
I am, in fact, working with goon technicians on the killboard system right now \o/ |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
338
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Posted - 2012.04.27 07:12:00 -
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Mane Frehm wrote: What to do, what to do....
When in doubt, press Fire.
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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
344
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Posted - 2012.04.28 16:10:00 -
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Reminder: We start tonight when the clock hits 0:00 !
All the info you need is at: http://hulkageddon5.machine9.net/ |

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
376
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Posted - 2012.04.29 08:48:00 -
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Balcony Jumper wrote:You HAVE to get the tears section working.... that will be a work of art.
People need to send in Tears for me to post them!
Also, OVER A HUNDRED dead so far!
keep em coming!
Leaderboard: http://hulkageddon.goonswarm.com/ |
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